Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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