I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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