That's when you crack a 10am beer
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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