walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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