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he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
i need some magic done to my vagina
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
