Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Randomize
