I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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