That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I'm really busy with my period
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