drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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