he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Are we still banned from the library?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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