Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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