we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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