apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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