I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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