Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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