6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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