Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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