whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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