talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
can u get pink eye on your cock?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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