hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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