singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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