I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
