But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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