Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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