Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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