But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Found the puke drawer
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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