Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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