They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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