she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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