I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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