no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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