I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
bring money and cleavage
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
