There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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