Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
im on a boat
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