halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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