he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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