shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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