i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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