Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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