"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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