He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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