it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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