i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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