Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
being pregnant is like rehab
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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