I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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