And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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