We're facebook friends in real life
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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