That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I think a kid would responsible me up
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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