He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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