Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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