we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Naked. naked and bneed help.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Randomize
