I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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