my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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