I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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