God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
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