it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
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